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Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Alphonse and Edward Quotes
Alphonse: Brother...am I scary?
Edward: Please...you're kindness in a can.
Alphonse: You've changed, Brother! You've gotten taller!
Edward: WHAT'D YOU THINK, THAT I'D STILL BE A RUNT AT EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD?
Edward: Let's go. This whole castle's about to explode.
Alphonse: What? Why!?
Edward: 'Cause I don't like it! I made some adjustments to the steam tanks.
Alphonse: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO EXCESSIVE?! YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME!
Edward: There's no point arguing now! Come on, let's go!
Alphonse: Go where?! We're floating on water, and if I get wet, I could wash off my Blood Seal!
Edward: THEN STOP WHINING AND HELP ME THINK!
[The castle suddenly explodes. Cut to Ed and Al floating on a piece of metal.]
Edward: We're sinking! We're sinking! We're sinking! We're sinking!
Alphonse: I know, I know, I'm trying!
Edward: Faster Al! AAAHHH! Give me your head! [grabs Al's helmet and shovels the water out]
Alphonse: HEY! WILL YOU STOP?! GIVE THAT BACK! [reaches for it]
Edward: STOP COMPLAINING, WOULD YA?! I GOTTA GET THE WATER OUT!
Alphonse: Well then, transmute something, you don't have to use my HEAD!
Edward: Get back here!
Alphonse: What are you going to do?
Edward: Nothing!
Alphonse: Then why are you chasing me?
Edward: Stop and you'll find out!
Alphonse: I promise I won't get buried again!
Edward: Not unless it's by me!
Alphonse: Ed!
Edward: Rrrr!
Alphonse: [panicked] When you think of it, making a life's expensive! We would have to give something up!
Edward: CHILDBIRTH'S NOT ALCHEMY, YOU DOPE!
Edward: Al, do you think we decided right? Chose the right path?
Alphonse: I don't know, brother. But I do know this: I don't want to be in this suit anymore. I want to feel things again. It's strange. We've been right beside each other all this time. But I can't remember what your skin feels like, or how you smell.
Alphonse Brother, it turns out the Philosopher's Stone may very well be real. But all the clues we need to find it are off limits to everyone except State Alchemists. Since I no longer have a mortal shell, I can't feel the terror you felt, thinking you were going to die. I'm sure it must have been painful, and lonely. I want my body back, brother. I want to be able to feel what you felt. To feel human again. If we find the Philosopher's Stone, I can have that.
Edward: When I was certain he was going to kill me, my mind went blank, and I didn't have any hope anymore. And the only thing I could do was scream my lungs out. I felt so helpless, I couldn't even bring myself to believe someone might save me. Then you showed up, Al. And I realized that if we don't take care of each other, then no one else will. So I'll do anything in my power to get our bodies back, even if it means being the military's lapdog. And we'll just have to hope our powers are good enough to help us rise above our own limits. [cries into his hands] 'Cause we're not gods. We're humans. Tiny, insignificant humans...who couldn't even save a little girl.
Edward: Well, here we are. [sighs]
Alphonse: What's the matter?
Edward: What do you think is the matter? Once again I'll have to listen to Colonel Sarcasm tell me how I screwed up. 'Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees there, chief! Huh? Ed? Where'd you run off to? Oh right, there you are, I couldn't see you behind my paperwork, seeing as how your so short and all. Ha ha ha!' Yeah, I know, we're already here so I might as well get the verbal abuse over with.
Ed: Your stomach purring?
Al: Yes! I mean no. I mean... You know it's still raining outside!
Al: So what's your strategy?
Ed: I already told you; a fist in his face!
Edward: Al, all this time I've been too afraid to ask you, but I need to know the truth, okay? It's my fault you don't have a real body anymore... Do you hate me?
Alphonse: What?
Edward: Do you? I wouldn't blame you if you did, Al, but I gotta know. Do you hate me for all that's happened?
Alphonse: That's what you've been trying to ask me? Brother, I could never... I could never hate you!
Alphonse: The world is the all!
Edward: And I am the one!
Alphonse: It's true! I know Brother lies sometimes, but he's telling the truth this time!
Edward: Thanks for the support, Al.
Alphonse: It's always like this! Why do you have to be so stubborn?
Edward: I am not being stubborn!
Alphonse: Yes you are. If you weren't we wouldn't even be in this situation. We could ask dad for help.
Edward: Are you crazy? I'll never ask that bastard for anything!
Alphonse: And that's exactly what makes you stubborn!
Alphonse: You haven't changed brother. You're still causing trouble.
Edward: Save the lecture, let's get out of here.
Eward: [after Al bumps into him] What's the matter Al? Did you forget how to walk in a straight line- Stop bumping into me!
Alphonse: S-sorry... th-these spooky places give me the creeps.
Edward: I can't believe you got the heebie-jeebies, Al! You're a big suit of armor! Look at the Lieutenant; walking all bravely up there, leadin' the way- and she's just a girl!
[Hawkeye turns suddenly around to face Ed; gun pointed at his head]
Edward: Ahh-Wha!! Wh-wh-wh-whoa! Put that down, Lieutenant! I didn't mean to insult you in any way, I swear! I just meant 'cause you're-
[Hawkeye fires three times; just above Ed's head. Al drops to the ground, covering his helmet with his arms in fear.]
Edward: Al, be rational. We don't have the means to care for it. You can't just go picking up any stray you see.
Alphonse: It's not any stray... He called to me! He's wet and hungry! Can't we keep him?
Edward: No, Al! Now go put it back where you found it!
Alphonse: [burst into tears] I hate you brother, you're not even human! [runs away]
Edward: Come on, Al, don't run! Think of the kitten!
Alphonse: I know, I am! I'm the only one who is!
Edward: Discarding two. Yeez, more junk.
Alphonse: Hmm..
Edward: Just discard already!
Alphonse: Sorry! I'll take two as well. Holy! Hey, brother... wanna double the bet?
Edward: Suit yourself...
Alphonse: Sorry, I've got a full house...
Edward: I'm sorry too... Royal flush.
Alphonse: No way! I thought for sure I'd win for once! Okay, this time, I'm gonna -
Edward: I quit! I'm bored.
Alphonse: Bored? Bored of what? Winning? You haven't lost yet! Why don't you lose on purpose for a while?
Doctor: Well it looks like a bit of food poisoning, that's all.
Alphonse: It's not from eating too much?
Edward: Oh, shut up.
Doctor: We'll need to give you an injection... Clara?
Alphonse and Edward: Injection?
Doctor: Yeah... Just a poke.
Edward: [tries to run away] AAH, get away from me! I don't need it!
Alphonse: [holding him back] It's just a little needle, you'll be fine!
Edward: I feel better! I'm cured!
Alphonse: Don't be baby! Take of your coat!
Edward: I hate you Al! Why do you wanna sell it to your own brother?! You're evil!
Alphonse: You don't mean that...!
Edward: I'll turn you all into fish!
Alphonse: That couldn't be! Clara is the last person who would do something like that! This has to be a mistake!
Edward: The only mistake here is inside that metal skull of yours, Al! She's robbed you of your senses, and played you like a freaking harp!
Alphonse: Don't say that brother, you'll know what will happen!
Edward: All this searching and we got nothing to show for it!
Alphonse: But we've done lots of good...?
Edward: Good? Good goes on a military report in the sidebar for collateral damage!
Edward Elric: Don't treat me like a kid!! Why, you... Al, you say something too!
Alphonse Elric: Brother! This is the first time I've been treated like a kid since I became a suit of armor!
Edward: We sure have gotten in a lot of fights since we were little.
Alphonse: Yeah.
Edward: Now that I think of it, it was always about something dumb.
Alphonse: Like who gets the top bunk.
Edward: I lost that one.
Alphonse: We fought all the time over snacks, didn't we?
Edward: Yeah, I don't remember ever winning any of those, either.
Alphonse: We fought during training at our teacher's place, too.
Edward: That one was a draw because our teacher told us to "Shut up" and proceeded to almost kill us both. There was the time we fought over our toys...
Alphonse: I won that one.
Edward: And when I drew in your book.
Alphonse: Oh, I definitely won that one. Remember that time when we were playing by the rain river?
Edward: Of course I do. You threw me in!
Alphonse: We also fought over who would be the one to marry Winry.
Edward: Huh? I don't remember that!
Alphonse: I won that one, too, but we both got dumped.
Edward: Oh really? So you really think those memories are fake?
Alphonse: ...Sorry.
Alphonse Elric: [about bringing their mother back] What should we say when we first see her?
Edward Elric: Isn't it obvious? "Don't tell our teacher!"
Alphonse Elric: Haha!
Edward: Please...you're kindness in a can.
Alphonse: You've changed, Brother! You've gotten taller!
Edward: WHAT'D YOU THINK, THAT I'D STILL BE A RUNT AT EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD?
Edward: Let's go. This whole castle's about to explode.
Alphonse: What? Why!?
Edward: 'Cause I don't like it! I made some adjustments to the steam tanks.
Alphonse: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO EXCESSIVE?! YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME!
Edward: There's no point arguing now! Come on, let's go!
Alphonse: Go where?! We're floating on water, and if I get wet, I could wash off my Blood Seal!
Edward: THEN STOP WHINING AND HELP ME THINK!
[The castle suddenly explodes. Cut to Ed and Al floating on a piece of metal.]
Edward: We're sinking! We're sinking! We're sinking! We're sinking!
Alphonse: I know, I know, I'm trying!
Edward: Faster Al! AAAHHH! Give me your head! [grabs Al's helmet and shovels the water out]
Alphonse: HEY! WILL YOU STOP?! GIVE THAT BACK! [reaches for it]
Edward: STOP COMPLAINING, WOULD YA?! I GOTTA GET THE WATER OUT!
Alphonse: Well then, transmute something, you don't have to use my HEAD!
Edward: Get back here!
Alphonse: What are you going to do?
Edward: Nothing!
Alphonse: Then why are you chasing me?
Edward: Stop and you'll find out!
Alphonse: I promise I won't get buried again!
Edward: Not unless it's by me!
Alphonse: Ed!
Edward: Rrrr!
Alphonse: [panicked] When you think of it, making a life's expensive! We would have to give something up!
Edward: CHILDBIRTH'S NOT ALCHEMY, YOU DOPE!
Edward: Al, do you think we decided right? Chose the right path?
Alphonse: I don't know, brother. But I do know this: I don't want to be in this suit anymore. I want to feel things again. It's strange. We've been right beside each other all this time. But I can't remember what your skin feels like, or how you smell.
Alphonse Brother, it turns out the Philosopher's Stone may very well be real. But all the clues we need to find it are off limits to everyone except State Alchemists. Since I no longer have a mortal shell, I can't feel the terror you felt, thinking you were going to die. I'm sure it must have been painful, and lonely. I want my body back, brother. I want to be able to feel what you felt. To feel human again. If we find the Philosopher's Stone, I can have that.
Edward: When I was certain he was going to kill me, my mind went blank, and I didn't have any hope anymore. And the only thing I could do was scream my lungs out. I felt so helpless, I couldn't even bring myself to believe someone might save me. Then you showed up, Al. And I realized that if we don't take care of each other, then no one else will. So I'll do anything in my power to get our bodies back, even if it means being the military's lapdog. And we'll just have to hope our powers are good enough to help us rise above our own limits. [cries into his hands] 'Cause we're not gods. We're humans. Tiny, insignificant humans...who couldn't even save a little girl.
Edward: Well, here we are. [sighs]
Alphonse: What's the matter?
Edward: What do you think is the matter? Once again I'll have to listen to Colonel Sarcasm tell me how I screwed up. 'Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees there, chief! Huh? Ed? Where'd you run off to? Oh right, there you are, I couldn't see you behind my paperwork, seeing as how your so short and all. Ha ha ha!' Yeah, I know, we're already here so I might as well get the verbal abuse over with.
Ed: Your stomach purring?
Al: Yes! I mean no. I mean... You know it's still raining outside!
Al: So what's your strategy?
Ed: I already told you; a fist in his face!
Edward: Al, all this time I've been too afraid to ask you, but I need to know the truth, okay? It's my fault you don't have a real body anymore... Do you hate me?
Alphonse: What?
Edward: Do you? I wouldn't blame you if you did, Al, but I gotta know. Do you hate me for all that's happened?
Alphonse: That's what you've been trying to ask me? Brother, I could never... I could never hate you!
Alphonse: The world is the all!
Edward: And I am the one!
Alphonse: It's true! I know Brother lies sometimes, but he's telling the truth this time!
Edward: Thanks for the support, Al.
Alphonse: It's always like this! Why do you have to be so stubborn?
Edward: I am not being stubborn!
Alphonse: Yes you are. If you weren't we wouldn't even be in this situation. We could ask dad for help.
Edward: Are you crazy? I'll never ask that bastard for anything!
Alphonse: And that's exactly what makes you stubborn!
Alphonse: You haven't changed brother. You're still causing trouble.
Edward: Save the lecture, let's get out of here.
Eward: [after Al bumps into him] What's the matter Al? Did you forget how to walk in a straight line- Stop bumping into me!
Alphonse: S-sorry... th-these spooky places give me the creeps.
Edward: I can't believe you got the heebie-jeebies, Al! You're a big suit of armor! Look at the Lieutenant; walking all bravely up there, leadin' the way- and she's just a girl!
[Hawkeye turns suddenly around to face Ed; gun pointed at his head]
Edward: Ahh-Wha!! Wh-wh-wh-whoa! Put that down, Lieutenant! I didn't mean to insult you in any way, I swear! I just meant 'cause you're-
[Hawkeye fires three times; just above Ed's head. Al drops to the ground, covering his helmet with his arms in fear.]
Edward: Al, be rational. We don't have the means to care for it. You can't just go picking up any stray you see.
Alphonse: It's not any stray... He called to me! He's wet and hungry! Can't we keep him?
Edward: No, Al! Now go put it back where you found it!
Alphonse: [burst into tears] I hate you brother, you're not even human! [runs away]
Edward: Come on, Al, don't run! Think of the kitten!
Alphonse: I know, I am! I'm the only one who is!
Edward: Discarding two. Yeez, more junk.
Alphonse: Hmm..
Edward: Just discard already!
Alphonse: Sorry! I'll take two as well. Holy! Hey, brother... wanna double the bet?
Edward: Suit yourself...
Alphonse: Sorry, I've got a full house...
Edward: I'm sorry too... Royal flush.
Alphonse: No way! I thought for sure I'd win for once! Okay, this time, I'm gonna -
Edward: I quit! I'm bored.
Alphonse: Bored? Bored of what? Winning? You haven't lost yet! Why don't you lose on purpose for a while?
Doctor: Well it looks like a bit of food poisoning, that's all.
Alphonse: It's not from eating too much?
Edward: Oh, shut up.
Doctor: We'll need to give you an injection... Clara?
Alphonse and Edward: Injection?
Doctor: Yeah... Just a poke.
Edward: [tries to run away] AAH, get away from me! I don't need it!
Alphonse: [holding him back] It's just a little needle, you'll be fine!
Edward: I feel better! I'm cured!
Alphonse: Don't be baby! Take of your coat!
Edward: I hate you Al! Why do you wanna sell it to your own brother?! You're evil!
Alphonse: You don't mean that...!
Edward: I'll turn you all into fish!
Alphonse: That couldn't be! Clara is the last person who would do something like that! This has to be a mistake!
Edward: The only mistake here is inside that metal skull of yours, Al! She's robbed you of your senses, and played you like a freaking harp!
Alphonse: Don't say that brother, you'll know what will happen!
Edward: All this searching and we got nothing to show for it!
Alphonse: But we've done lots of good...?
Edward: Good? Good goes on a military report in the sidebar for collateral damage!
Edward Elric: Don't treat me like a kid!! Why, you... Al, you say something too!
Alphonse Elric: Brother! This is the first time I've been treated like a kid since I became a suit of armor!
Edward: We sure have gotten in a lot of fights since we were little.
Alphonse: Yeah.
Edward: Now that I think of it, it was always about something dumb.
Alphonse: Like who gets the top bunk.
Edward: I lost that one.
Alphonse: We fought all the time over snacks, didn't we?
Edward: Yeah, I don't remember ever winning any of those, either.
Alphonse: We fought during training at our teacher's place, too.
Edward: That one was a draw because our teacher told us to "Shut up" and proceeded to almost kill us both. There was the time we fought over our toys...
Alphonse: I won that one.
Edward: And when I drew in your book.
Alphonse: Oh, I definitely won that one. Remember that time when we were playing by the rain river?
Edward: Of course I do. You threw me in!
Alphonse: We also fought over who would be the one to marry Winry.
Edward: Huh? I don't remember that!
Alphonse: I won that one, too, but we both got dumped.
Edward: Oh really? So you really think those memories are fake?
Alphonse: ...Sorry.
Alphonse Elric: [about bringing their mother back] What should we say when we first see her?
Edward Elric: Isn't it obvious? "Don't tell our teacher!"
Alphonse Elric: Haha!
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