" I'll turn you all into fish!"
Edward: Discarding two. Yeez, more junk.
Alphonse: Hmm..
Edward: Just discard already!
Alphonse: Sorry! I'll take two as well. Holy! Hey, brother... wanna double the bet?
Edward: Suit yourself...
Alphonse: Sorry, I've got a full house...
Edward: I'm sorry too... Royal flush.
Alphonse: No way! I thought for sure I'd win for once! Okay, this time, I'm gonna -
Edward: I quit! I'm bored.
Alphonse: Bored? Bored of what? Winning? You haven't lost yet! Why don't you lose on purpose for a while?
Doctor: Well it looks like a bit of food poisoning, that's all.
Alphonse: It's not from eating too much?
Edward: Oh, shut up.
Doctor: We'll need to give you an injection... Clara?
Alphonse and Edward: Injection?
Doctor: Yeah... Just a poke.
Edward: [tries to run away] You wanna sell out your own brother?! You're evil!
Alphonse: You don't mean that...!
Edward: I'll turn you all into fish!
Detective: [about Mustang] He sounded nice. Angry, but nice!
Al: This has to be a mistake!
Ed: The only mistake here is inside that metal skull of yours, Al! She's robbed you of your senses, and played you like a freaking harp!
Detective: Mr. Elric! Mr. Elric!
Ed: Let's make a tape saying I'm innocent. You can play it back all you want.
Ed: Who are you calling so small you wanna crush like an ant?!
Al: Brother, please. He didn't say that!
Psiren: Sleep tight, Pipsqueak!
Ed: Who are you calling a Pipsqueak? You know, I'd be tall too in heels!
Edward: You know, it's funny. Every crook I meet wants to tell me how much I'm just like them. But there's a big difference between you and me and the burdens we bear.
Psiren: Yes, bare - love too.
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